how to be confident wen u lowkey insecure asf

girls are fantastic majestic creatures

im all for feminism and women empowering women and shit but gee whizz some bitchez are just straight up bitches.

fuark.

we in this together boo boo

sista we stick together

u vag i vag

why cant we just b vagina bitchez

how to be confident wen u lowkey insecure /awkward asf

1. look bomb.com
2. wear red lipstikc
3. eyeliner on fleek
4. kiss urself in mirror
5. get compliments from internet strangers
6. fake til u  make
7. listen to beyonce wen u walking, strut

10 quick Kawaii beauty tips

Konnichiwa my kawaii ppls ♡*(ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡⋆*ೃ:.✧ 

I assume you lovely ppls r here because ya'll wanna know the secret to how im so beautiful

well I'll be the first to let you know some of my wonderful tips on how to be kawaii n prettyy

and trust me, ive watched way too much michelle phan/bubzbeauty makeup tutorials on youtube in my days of teenage youth

!! (Φ￣▽￣)Φ”

How to be less socially awkward

Help is on the way

1. If you're socially awkward like me, sometimes smiling works- shows you are a happy person 

2. talking a tad louder than you usually do. 

3. Also pretending that you're not socially awkward. They don't know you

4. Pretend you are talking to a friend.

5. Pretend you are confident 

6. Wear makeup and a good outfit. Scientifically proven!!!

7. Breathe and chill don't overthink it too much. Pace yourself CHILL

8. Be yourself (???) like show how smart, charming and funny you are 

9. Ask questions about themselves

10. Drone on and on and talk as much as you can and don't stop.

11. Don't be silent. If it gets silent, ask them a question 

12. Compliment them. They be like wow what a nice person

13. When talking in a group, contribute early as you can. Comment. Say something. Anything. If u literally have no idea then just make it up - k maybe not. 

I wish you good luck. 

That's all my tips. 18 years of experience.

How to avoid regret and be a better person

WELCOME

1. When you have a funny joke, comment or whatever SAY IT loud not whisper it or keep it in your head. Or else your friend will say it and take cred. People will think you are funny. If they don't laugh. It will pass.

2. Always always always speak up to someone if you know they're doing shit wrong. 

3. Stand up for yourself. Give sass, don't ever be a wimp. I guess what I'm saying is own that bitch. 

4. Answer the question if you know the answer. Even if the answer is obvious. 

5. Don't leave personal shit lying around. Don't. 

6. Say thanks more. And don't be afraid to admit you're wrong.. 

7. Buy expensive. Quality over quantity when it comes to shoes, clothes.. Etc when it comes to life saving moments and you got that made im China pocket knife..it's not gonna "cut" it (127 hours reference)

8. Share food

9. Learn to do at least one cool thing

Happy New Year! December Megapost

Happy new year! May 2015 be kind to you.

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I'm very uninspired.

So you wanna be hip and cool nowadays?! 

This is purely educational, helping one person at a time, try to fit in in the world of youths of 2014

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To all the loners out there on a friday night I have the solution to all your problems...

10 thoughts: Uni as a "freshman"

Here's my experience of my first year of university.

14 Advice every girl MUST know

Inspired by Anna Akana who is my love i love you omg shes so perfect and smart and just so ..shes my idol but decided to do my own <33

some wonderful motherly advice by me. and things i wish i would tell my young 16 year old self. With love xo

Art of Seduction 101

1. *smiling huge with direct eye contact "I can't even begin to tell you how much I like reptiles." *then complete silence
2. "Do you accept Shrek as your lord and saviour?"
3. "Honestly, I kind of like diarrhea"
4. Look them square in the eyes, get really close, then get real close to their ear and whisper, "I can ride my bike.....with no handlebars.....no handlebars"
5. Look at them with a confused look on your face and say "I guess so." and shrug.
6. Just start talking about your personal problems.
7. Just pretend like you're about to say something and stutter like there's no tomorrow. Act really apologetic and as if you're really trying to tell them something meaningful.
8. Pick your nose and say, "hope you don't mind if I have a little snack."

TED Talks: BODY LANGUAGE

This is a great TED talk on body language. More than just our body language, our confidence and self-esteem emit energy that other people subconsciously feel and respond to. Our ability to be in the moment and actively listen will help people decide who we are and whether we are. Words merely confirm our preconceived perceptions.

HOW TO: Ask your parents to let you go out

Click 'read more' to find out how 🌝

HOW TO: GET OVER SOMEONE (omegle style)

HOW TO: HIGHSCHOOL

As a high school graduate. There would be things that i would do differently, learn from my mistakes you little chumps and listen up, these are my;

top 5 tips for surviving high school

Ask me: How do I get someone to like me?

Someone asked me this question. Today I answer it.

Q: How do I get someone to like me?

FIRST, ASK YOURSELF.What have you got to offer? Maybe try becoming a person people want to be with rather than conforming yourself to the false identity of what their ideal to be.

If you have a question to ask me: hit me up on tumblr. I accept anons. Don't be afraid. I only rape on the first date.