How to: Make choc fudge

Easy, quick 2-step guide to make some chewy choc fudge

Because chocolate is too boring

(oops. i did not just say that)

Was feeling something sweet this afternoon, but cbf to bake, so decided to post, make a thing~ is so simple & easy~ GREAT for leftover chocolate!!!>~>>~>~> all ya'll need is a microwave & fridge + patience.

YE SO HEALTHY.

You can use baking paper, in a square pan/bowl.. If you wanna make confectioneries LOL

Bunny approves!

Anyway BYE

HOW TO: Make Pesto

SO here's the one with one filter.
You LIKE MY GARNISH!????!?!... bitch..

I made a thing.

Easy as 1, 2, 3!

(cheesy, i know.) get it cheese? lol haha

This photo filter makes it look radioactive because I accidently used 2 filters. LMAOOOOOO

Okay, so I was bored today and decided make a thing and my Basil leaves were growing outside so I was like I KNOW LET'S GRIND SOME BASIL UP

✿Harvesting your herbs is a momentous occasion ✿

Also, I didn't have shredded Parmesan so I used grated... Same thing right, they're all gonna die anyway

Also, I had to hand-pick walnuts and almonds from the "mixed nut" bag. As a substitute of pine nuts.

Sounds like a sexual innuendo...

Anyway, here's the steps that I missed out just in case you can't figure it out:

1. Wash the motherfucking basil leaves because who the hell wants to eat dirt and get Salmonella
2. Fucking crush the garlic you son-of-a-bitch, luckily I had a hammer thingy-MA-jig. To loosen up the damn vegetable ..is garlic a vegetable?
3. Add it all to the food processor.. I used the magic bullet. No product placement
4. Literally this is easy 
5. ...Make it healthy and add tomato+ avo & maybs chicken breast....mmm breast.. *drools* WAKE UP hauhshohoh what?

Tip from Mama: *Drain the hot water from pasta.. And put cold water to stop from sticking.

ANYWAY BYE

I MIGHT BE INSPIRED TO POST MORE RECIPES

WITH PHOTOS

AND SMALL DESCEIPTIONS

WITH GOOD TYPOGRAPHY

FOR DUMMIES

VIETNAMESE ONES 

MAYBE

IN THE FUTURE

How to: add a vocal effect on GarageBand

Uploaded a video tutorial! 

Make your voice sound cool:

1. Open GarageBand
2. Choose "Voice"
3. Click "Edit" next to "Browse"
4. Select Amp simulation
5. Speech Enhancer
6. Trach Echo
7. Visual EQ: Soft vocal background
8. Increase Master reverb

*You adjust these effects to your own likings

ANYWAY BYE!

How To: Tone bleached blonde hair! ~DIY Hair toner

Purple hair toners can be very $$, that's why I'm here ~ surprise ~ to tell you an easy alternative to manage those brassy hairs away! Fear not gurlies/guylies!

How to freak out your classmate

Oh, hey, didn't see you there. Yeah, you! Hey, you. Behind the bushes!

How to: Transfer photos from iPhone to USB (mac users)

I spent ages trying to use iPhoto to save images from my iPhone to my MacBook (bad idea), but I found an easier way using Image Capture. I wish I knew this earlier because it would have saved me heaps of time. This is purely instructional.

1. Plug in the phone using USB cable
2. In the search bar thing (Spotlight) type in "Image capture"
3. Once you open it up, you can select your device. (comes up automatically, on the left)
4. Click on which ones you want and then you can change where you import it to i.e. downloads/pictures/desktop
5. You can import one by one or import all
6. OR. You can hold command and click
7. Open up your USB storage device from your desktop and simply drag it in. Voila!

NB: That some USB storage devices are not compatible with mac so you have to reformat it. I had to do it to my hard drive and transfer all the files - on my other laptop - and then copy it again. WHICH is a pain, so make sure you do that first. Good luck, even though you probably don't need it because it's freaking simple as shit.

HOW TO: Ask your parents to let you go out

Click 'read more' to find out how 🌝

HOW TO: GET OVER SOMEONE (omegle style)

HOW TO: HIGHSCHOOL

As a high school graduate. There would be things that i would do differently, learn from my mistakes you little chumps and listen up, these are my;

top 5 tips for surviving high school