HOW TO: Ask your parents to let you go out

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If your parents are anything like mine, I would always have to ask their permission if I wanted to go out. Here is a fool-proof way to trick your parents that you are a lazy bastard and NEED to desperately seek outside rl social interaction bc you've been stuck/encaged inside the prison of your room, looking up random and obscure things on the internet and watching unhealthy amounts youtube and/or various tv shows and need to seek the sunlight and step outside into the world of possibilities. Your parents will feel sorry for your poor damaged unspoken soul and demand you to go out. and that is the plan.



how to ask your parents to let you out;

1.  dress in the ugliest clothes you can find. the more puffier, comfier, uglier the better. layers are great. trick your parents into thinking you've been home all day and turning into a no life. 
2. make sure your hair is messy, snail towel hair, or in a big ol bun or down like a crazy cat lady, wear slippers, bed socks.
3. carry your phone, laptop with you so it looks like you need an answer urgently
4. make the laziest face and roughest voice when asking. it means you need to get out of the house because you've lost all your social skills.
5. position yourself somewhere lazy. e.g. the bed with laptop on your belly, laying on the couch or simply standing with your laptop.
6. ask away. say its a birthday, going away, uni, school related, haven't seen them in long time.. or something like that.

good luck fellow goer-outers! let me know if it worked and i will personally shout you a coffee.

if all else fails, prepare a powerpoint presentation.