How to freak out your classmate

Oh, hey, didn't see you there. Yeah, you! Hey, you. Behind the bushes!

A simple questionnaire for everyone and full of fun:

Instructions:

• Shade in only the liquid of your own enemy's blood
• Multiple choice, in essence, is supposed to be easy, but it sometimes really isn't and that's a fact of life tell your kids
• You have 60 seconds to complete it and the time starts now! 
• スタート!!*ding*

1. You're probably here because you're:
A) Bored
B) Stalking me and want to find more about my amazing life
C) Want real content and stumbled across this "website/blog/thing" by chance or fate (if you will)
D) An angry frail bearded man with a striking resemblance of Dumbledore told you so or else you will be sold against your will in the black market, located midst of southern Mexico (We've all been there before)
E) A & B
orF) All of the above

Ha ha ha, well well well what do we have here? That's okay, none of which is correct. THERE IS NO REAL ANSWER. THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST. 
You just got tricked and fell down right into my trap. Like a bug caught in a spider web (mmhm. Excellent choice in similes, Sarah, choice.)
This is a questionnaire. Not a test. Tell me I'm a genius. Tell me. Say it. Aloud.

Moving on, this post is already turning into a riot mess, so let's get started shall we?

How to freak out/prank your classmate:

1. "Did you study for the test today?" 
2. "Have you finished the assignment that’s due tomorrow?" 
3. "Did you hand in the forms yesterday?" 
4. "I can't believe I studied all night for the test today" 
5. "Can I borrow a pen? I forgot mine.. And the test is today..ugh!!" 
6. The limit does not exist... the LiMiT does n0t ex1st.... THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!!! (Mean girls ref. - See appendix 1.2)

.... Then watch their priceless reactions as their spirits slowly start to relish into acute anxiety.

Tried and true.
Look, there you have it, I managed to pull off a blog post without swearing, fuck yeah!
- oop
Bye.