8 Worst things about being a female

Let's get try and not get too feministy?

1. Periods. Let's face it. They're messy, they're costly. nobody likes them (think about all those pads/tampons/wipes/CHOCOLATE/pain meds) and they are just a pain in the vagina (get it because... vagina..ha...h) wrecking your sheets/clothes and nice panties. and CRAMPS are just the worst. Actually, you wanna know what's worse? taking a shit while you're on your period and that piece of blood string thing?? (does anyone know what I'm talking about?? please holla) 
2. Giving birth/responsible for non-barrier contraceptive. ouch? the vagina stretches 10x when giving birth... and $ and time. crazy mood swings, tender breasts, it's shit.
3. Bras. I mean, I love a cute bra but like, sometimes i just wanna free the nipple. the best part of my day is taking my bra off.
4. Aesthetic/how women are percieved/expectation of beauty/double standard/bad media. this shit is too obvious to talk about OKAY. also the european expectation of beauty
5. Other girls. Why hate or be jealous? seriously WHY can't we just be vagina bitches
6. Shaving. its so socially unacceptable if you dont. it costs heaps of $$$$$. and ive literally tried them all; wax, shaving, depilory cream... AND TAKES A FUCKLOAD OF TIME & wax is not cheap ;( ;( shaving your bits is hard precision work which requires a handmirror, sometimes a phone with front camera and you spreading your legs awkardly on a wet bathroom floor
7. Being viewed as aggressive when being assertive.. and getting called a bitch.
8. Stupid boys telling you what you are/to do. My body is not yours for public commentary.