8 Worst things about being a female (according to science)

Continuing on from my last post, I decided to make a separate one. So as you may know I'm studying nursing I have I a slight interest in sexual health (no joke.) and anatomy/physiology, it all amuses me so here's some things that are a little bit unfair.

1. It's crazy how the female body is always preparing the body for pregnancy, if that doesn't happen the myometrium (uterine wall) shed during menstruation. (What a waste of energy if you don't wanna get pregnant in my opinion)
2. Women have more fat than men. About 20% of body weight, in men it represents only 10%.. It all has to do with the pregnancy thing again. The area where fat goes apparently depends on climate. "In hot countries, the fat is localized on the buttocks (black Africans), on the hips (Mediterraneans), and around the navel (certain Asians)." (FUCK YOU CLIMATE! I dont need more stomach fat) 
3. More chance of UTI. Because the urethra is near the anus. So wipe up from your asshole you dirty whore. And also, fluid things push up during sex so make sure you pee after.
4. Women have less water in their bodies. (Due to the fat thing) which makes us more prone to dehydration. Drink up.
5. Pap smears. Guys get it easy with a urine test. Women need a metal instrument to open the vagina and an uncomfortable swab of cervix cells from those walls. 
6. Mammograms. Just can't wait to get my breasts compacted into a sandwhich press? Why haven't they invented something less uncomfortable??
7. More AIDS/STI effect. STIs affects women more, certain things that will lead to infertility.
8. The Birth Control Pill's effect on overall mood. Why are women crazy? Emotionally imbalanced? Birth control tricks the body into thinking that it's pregnant so you won't get pregnant, so you're basically just walking around like an eternally pregnant woman... Think about it. It's literally all the hormones you're ingesting.

DESIGNER VAGINAS:

          Vaginal Rejuvenation $7,000* 

Aimed at women who complain of feeling too loose to enjoy sex,it involves tightening the vagina. The truth: No published studiesshow whether "rejuvenated" women feel more or less satisfaction.

Labiaplasty $6,000

This can reduce the size of the inner or outer labia and evenout asymmetrical lips. However, visibly asymmetrical anduneven lips are actually the norm.

The G-Shot $1,550

It increases the size of the G-spot area via a collagen or cosmeticfillerinjection; this supposedly intensifies sensation. Shots lastthree to six months. Beware: Its effectiveness is in doubt.

Hymen Repair $5,000

This reconstructs the hymen, allowing a woman to experiencethe feeling of losing her virginity again. Hmm...pain, blood, andawkwardness a second time around? Don't sign us up.