I blog about some things.

• slow mornings

 as opposed to rushed mornings like the kind where you sleep in without an alarm, you lay on your bed for a while on the phone and you get up, take a piss and make a coffee and sit down on your laptop and listen to music and when you're hungry decide to make yummy breakfast and then maybe masturbate.. and then slowly start to get ready and actually pick out your clothes and put some effort into looking good like doing your eyeliner right and putting on lipstick

• going out for food (and coffee) mmyes especially coffee 

going out to eat somewhere and drinking coffee. i wish i had friends just for that purpose other than go on scoopon adventures with and binge watch OITNB on netflix. omg have i mentioned how much i love brunch and dinners. oh wow, i just get so excited. it's my favourite hobby. people ask "whats your hobby" and im like "eating" and their like "same" but im no, pls,  YOU DONT UNDERSTAND actually being seriously like I AINT FUCKIN AROUND THIS AINT A MOTHERFUCKIN GAME I LOVE IT SO MUCH. i have so much fun just eating. and the thing is, nobody hates food, we all eat it, we all need it to survive, so if you ever run out of conversation topics just talk about food. everyone has something to say about it. *tried and tested theory* I don't believe in wasting food. every so often i go into a restaurant and see people leave and a good percentage of their food is still there on the plate  or they only eat half of it and i get mad. story: a group was leaving and i saw a full bowl of chips it looked literally untouched on the fucking table and i really felt like just taking it and devouring it myself but unfortunately we live in a society where acts like that are frowned upon and also, im not a savage but.. seriously..... I WOULD HAVE. oh god i need to see the sun more. shit makes me furious yknow

here's a screenshot of matt preston eating some donuts bc that's literally GOALS

indulge once a while

***important message*** 

be careful not to eat excessively ppl ..OBESITY is a big co-morbidity and predisposes you of many MANY modifiable diseases and disorders you don't wanna get.

*P.s// i should probably start listening to myself before i become obese like i already gained about 2 kgs since the start of the year and start exercising/ taking the damn stairs instead of the elevator every time i reach death hill bc that is a big workout for my quads and i need a bigger butt.

*p.p.s// who the fuck cares anyway im doing the world a favour before i get super perfect and hot the world cant even handle it like "honey & u wonder y i stole ur man ;)"

• MAKING PASTA 

i promised myself i would not talk about food again but ..well not like actually making pasta pasta from wheat or water or whatever but that could be fun too like the rolling thingy majigy but just cooking pasta i think is fun, maybe not the waiting part but i could actually have fun like if someone told me to like" bruh, come make pasta" i would be like "oh hell yeah bruh, IM COMING OVERr!" screw netflix and chill bc everyone loves pasta and it's cheap like you could literally buy a $1 pasta thing from the supermarket and sauce for like $2 (optional: and like $5 mince) and it will probably turn out good and you'll make HEAPS enough to feed a small village nonetheless fun times with friends and cool date idea too, YOU'RE WELCOME like add some cheap wine for like $5 and you got yourself a fun night in seriously i am a genius and i am so romantic i should just marry myself honestly

(me) actually inside

• Feeling girly 

it might not be extremely obvious but i am a huge girly girl, and in some ways a woman-child.  im attracted to pink shiny things, sparkly things, flowers, cute stationary yeah im talking about cute motherfuckin books and pens, plush bears (omg i wanna go to build a bear workshop), going to the zoo, im a litttttle obsessed with cats, fluffy animals and just girly stuff like lush bath bombs, colourful cocktails, being called princess//lil girl is my weakeness, freshly done nails, high heels~ if there were actually events and situations where i can wear them, macaroons, face masks, shopping, bras, lingerie, fuzzy socks, PARIS HAHAHA, makeup brushes, chocolate dipped strawberries.. etc. basically behind this dark scary exterior there is a basic bitch inside me, in saying that i love black, white, grey monochrome and simple and minimalistic things as well so it's like a constant mental battle between do i want to be a badass bitch or a basic bitch do i want to be catwoman or barbie princess