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Tuesday 26 May 2015

14 Struggles people with glasses understand

As a vivid glasses wearer with over 10 years of experience I've noticed some of the problems of wearing these spectacular spectacles....



1. The "OMG how many fingers am I holding up?!?" Test


Um it's about to be four when I chop your index finger off..how bout these two fingers up your nostrils? OK but seriously most of us can see it.


2. Playing sports becomes a worry about not breaking your glasses or making them fall off



No... please...do not pass me that basketball. Every sport is a big avoidance. A huge burden or worry that someone will kick a soccer ball to your face. Or you run too fast your glasses will fall off. Also..fogging..?! from sweat...ugh.

3. You've tried contacts but you hate them 



Idk bout you but I hate them, it just doesn't want to stick in my eye. Plus it's kind of scary putting a plastic thing in your eye. And getting dry eyes, eye drops and responsibility and it's just a hassle altogether.

3. Eating soup/noodles/hot food/beverages/coffee and the steam fogs your glasses




Yeah it's not cool.

4.  People constantly try to snatch your glasses off your face."OMG Can I try on your glasses?".. "OMG I CANT SEE A THING"/"WOW SO BLURRY.. i think im dizzy"



1. It's not cute. 2. Be careful with those I payed a heap of money for those and to go to the optometrist andOH GOD NO YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO HOLD IT LIKE THAT. not the glass NOT THE GLASS.,..ugh.. now your greasy fingerprints are everywhere


5. When your lens are dirty.. and you don't have a cloth and you use the bottom of your shirt and make it worse by spreading it.



6. Going clubbing.. again.. or any other adventure like going to the beach without breaking/falling/fogging... the whole lot



7. 3D glasses/ Movies... lab goggles/ science labs.. 



Double layer it on me baby! I remember glasses on top of goggles in science labs. People also tend to think Oh she has glasses, it's basically goggles to protect against all environmental factors! WRONG

8. Laying down/cuddling/taking a nap. 



9. The "you look good without glasses" compliment



haha bitch please..yeah. I know I do...I look good in everything..

10. Makeup is hell.  Specifically eye makeup. It smudges. It transfers. uhhh



11. Sometimes people ask "are they real"?



12. The glare in the sun/cold/ hot / taking photos, flash makes you look like an anime character



13. Dressing up. Any type: halloween/costume is tough because It doesn't match.


So you're forced to confine with any famous person/character with glasses like Wally, or scooby doo glasses girl Velma....Long dangling earrings don't match. Headbands. BIG NO. too much going around the face region. take it off now


14. But hey, sometimes people think you're smart, plus you look kinda stylish and people with other glasses just get each other. Plus, you could do that anime push-up thing for dramatic effects.



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