The Future

First of all, let me be completely BLUNT.

I am not a huge cinema geek, and it doesn't take one know..but this movie was extremely boring, slow and weird.

Not the good type of weird. Kind of like, huh?? what??

The WHAT-THE-FUCK-KIND-OF-SHITERY IS THIS?! Weird. And the guy talks to the moon...and..

Be prepared to look at this same shot for 10 minutes at various parts of the film and hear a cat talk.

The cat fucking talks at the start for 10 whole minutes with this graspy-ass annoying voice, and from my experience, any movie (not cartoon) with fucking talking animals is bound to be terrible. I.e. that Beverly Hills Chihuahua movie, Hotel for Dogs.. Etc. I would name more, but you kinda get the deal.

I wanted this film to get more exciting, but it didn't. Huge disappointment.
I really don't see why this movie was awarded Sundance best film or whatever.
Maybe this movie is too avant-garde for me or something, but I found it to be total flop.

1/5 ★☆☆☆☆