☆ 100 Truths ☆

I answer this question thing 100% truthfully.

100 Truths:

WHY IS THIS NUMBERING ALL WEIRD. There aren’t actually 100 items, are there?

1. last beverage → Coffee. Always, essential. Makes me poop better?

2. last phone call → A missed call from no caller ID, probably ads or my 12 y/o cousin

3. last instant message → vague emojis followed by "HAHAHA" to Lieum the brown cow

4. last song you listened to → a soppy but catchy EDM song called "You are my summer"

5. last time you cried → yesterday, probably i teared up watching an episode of scrubs

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. dated someone twice → Dated? yes.. or you mean like being in a relationship twice then no

2. been cheated on? → Not 100% sure 

3. kissed someone & regretted it? → YES UGH Ha. ha.a ha.aha. oh dear....

4. lost someone special? → yes ;'(

5. been depressed? → yes. 8th grade. dark time.

6. been drunk and threw up? → never been wasted  only tipsy.  yes but no. no vomit.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

1. black

2. blueish greyish

3. lilac/ white

THIS/LAST MONTH HAVE YOU:

1. Made a new friend → Yesssss!!! aw ye some frans. i cant believe it

2. Fallen out of love → NOPE

3. Laughed until you cried → Hahahaha yesss.^)^ although it was probably about something stupid like a photo of a weazel

4. Met someone who changed your life → Yes. oh yes

5. Found out who your true friends were → Eh. what r friends tbh

6. Found out someone was talking about you → Yes. yo bitches. nothing bad tho

7. Kissed anyone on your friends list → Ha ha ha. 

8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → 3/4.. on facebook

9. How many kids do you want to have → 12. lol jk um maybs 3 would be reasonable

10. Do you have any pets → no but i rly want a cat so i can cuddle love and pat n take care of aw 

11. Do you want to change your name → probs not, mayb to a kickass name like gertrude anne

12. What did you do for your last birthday → small gathering with family & mini picnic at school 

13. What time did you wake up today → 5.30AM crazy right sigh my sleeping is fucked up man, especially becuase its the holidays

14. What were you doing at midnight last night → sleeping tbh, probably dreaming of oreo cheesecake and being chased around by cute cats

15. Name something you CANNOT wait for → BIRTHDAY. TURNING 18. SWIMMING. SAN. CISCO. 

16. Last time you saw your father→ today, he told me i should go walk around the lake, i refused

17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → idk. i wish i could be like filthy rich and dive into a pool

18. What are you listening to right now → trip hop 

19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → yes...... Tom, thomas, tombellina, u name it

23. What’s getting on your nerves right now → you with these questions

YOU:

1. What’s your real name → Enrique cortez jonjuliuo

2. Nicknames → Sarah, rah, sarz, yaga, yagz, "bumhead"..

3. Relationship Status → in lesbians

4. Zodiac sign → Scorpio. sting sting baby mysertiuos sex freaks bitches unite wut

5. Male or female → Female. prefers males, and some females

6. Elementary → this is too stalkery 

7. Middle School → this is too stalkery 

8. High school → this is too stalkery 

10. Hair color → Dark brownish ombre- brownish orangey brassy colour(?!)

11. Long or short → long rn. i want a bob soon when i feel mature

15. Are you health freak → Naaah. sorta. KIND OF. Like I get paranoid over the VERY little things like getting pregnant n having cancer when I get a stratch

16. Height → 154cm? im shorter than 89% of ppl LMAO i look up to people ahem im up to mens nips

17. Do you have a crush on someone → meybz u knko who u r. ahem *cough* *touches computer screen and strokes face*

18: What do you like about yourself? → im flawless, everything. i get complimented a lot for my lips n beauty spot and my hilariousness. High self esteem? Idk

19. Piercings → ears, clit, nipple. OnE DaY

20. Tattoos → elepahnt on my butt

21. Righty or lefty → Right hand, my left hand is weak ass shit

FIRSTS:

22. First surgery → had stitches on my thumb and threw up at the hospital after drinking orange juice, good days

23. First piercing → ears at like, 4 yr old

24. First best friend → alice in elementary school, we saw a used condom once

26. First sport you joined → karate. Wa ya. Sticked at it for 4 years or so.. Green belt Wuuut

27. First pet → guinea pigs, a white orange one called Pepsi & black one named mika, they made lots of babies

28. First vacation → vietnam, visiting family and going to nha trang which was awesome, not seeing a poo while i float in a beach tho

29. First concert → valley fiesta? does that count?

30. First crush:  sebastian from romania in 4th grade, i punched him in the face

49. Eating → nothing atm, but im really hungry

50. Drinking → coffee, its getting cold.

52. I’m about to → clean my glasses/eat brekkie/water plants :)

53. Listening to → some good old miley cyrus dont judge

55. Waiting → to turn 18, party, then see the bae, then party

YOUR FUTURE:

58. Want kids? → yes pls i want little cute kiddies that i will hug everthday n kiss goodnught n teach piano aw

59. Want to get married? → are u hitting on me survey boy? 

60. Careers in mind? → travel/pediatric nurse. esl teacher maybe one day (overseas) for fun

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Opposite sex? What if I was lezo.,

68. Lips or eyes → hmmm eyes? Maybs, idk ya eyes. Lips for girls, good 4 bj and kissing

69. Hugs or kisses → BIG CLOSE HUGS THAT GO FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUTES N FEEL A BONER ON UR STOMACH,oh, but oh neck kisses… tough one. Ill get back to u for now its hugs for some human closeness

70. Shorter or taller → TALLER  x10

71. Older or Younger → OLDER x10

72. Romantic or spontaneous → romantically sponatenous , oh im sure a hopeless romantic

73. Nice stomach or nice arms → girls like boys with veiny arms, good for harvesting (shows ur a huge wanker)

74. Sensitive or loud → sensitive tbh. soz. loud is ok just not a guy that pays too much attention to himself otherwise known a douchebag

75. Hook-up or relationship → friendships lol jk. (bt rly) Relationship, always. 99% of the time

77. Trouble maker or hesitant → wat even. lil bit of a trouble maker, subtle though.

HAVE YOU EVER:

78. Kissed a stranger → yes.

79. Drank hard liquor → yes. turn up

80. Lost glasses/contacts → many timez

81. Ran away from home → 10 minutes i was 5 metres outside of the house sitting on the sidewalk bc i was angry abour something stupid when i was 12

84. Broken someone’s heart → I break boys hearts on a daily

85. Been arrested → for being too sexy ayyy

86. Turned someone down → I break boys hearts on a daily

87. Cried when someone died → yes, even in movies

88. Liked a guy/girl friend? → yeSsSsS lol

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

89. Yourself → Hella

90. Miracles → ay

91. Love at first sight → Maybs.

92. Heaven → Oh.

93. Santa Claus → oh

95. Kiss on the first date? → BARELY, but, 1) if the timing is right 2) if he deserves it 3) if he initiates it 4) there is chemistry 5) im talking about like sexual energy

96. Angels → oh but i am one already

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: weren’t all of these supposed to be truthful?

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → yes x100

98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → no

99. Do you believe in God? → yes

100. Posting this as 100 Truths? → okay.

If anyone actually reads all of this, HMU and I can buy you pizza and we can play Mariokart on my Wii then have a music jam where we play lots of chords. 

That's all. I hope y'all know me better.

After 100 questions I have decided I will never do another survey thing again.
Ty for making me realise this.

Anyway, bye!