13 People You Should Not Trust

1. People who aren't ticklish 

You go in for a tickle attack and they possess no form of enjoyment and/or satisfying reaction whatsoever

2. People who say "I'm not a dessert person" 

self explainatory and seizes 0 signs of sweetness in their character

3. People who don't have Facebook 

ITS THE 21ST CENTURY. i means they prbably have something better to do with their lives, SOMETHING BETTER which makes you feel inferior.

4. People who haven't seen the Titanic or Shrek (or your favourite movie/or equivalent) 

why should you even be friends?

5. People who weren't unattractive in middle school (or didn't undergo any significant puberty change or people who weren't ugly as a child) or had any weird haircuts. 

yeah they just DONT know.

6. People who are obsessed with - gym/working out 

oh god shut up please. nobody wants to know

7. People who don't have soap near their sinks 

whatthe fuck do you wash your hands with? water? saliva?

please have the decency to maintain personal hygiene. and dont touch me

8. People who are vegetarian 

idk

9. People who take more than "a sip" 

"Can i have a sip" they softly ask you, you reply gently with a harmless yet friendly 'yea, sure" next minute they DRINK IT ALL. AND SOME BITCH proceeded to hand me the empty bottle back

10. People who gossip/point out obvious things/flaws constantly 

to me this is so annoying, it is fucking pointless. and negative. mostly drama queens, bitches,etc whenever someone tells me something about someone i personally choose to ignore it bc frankly i dont give a faq

11. People who tag you in a photo that you aren't even in- i.e. Someone else's selfie or people who crop you out of photos

attention seeking and annoying. any why would someone do that i am perfect

12. People who bring you to a restaurant and order nothing, then watch you eat

i feel really, pressured, esp. when they are on a diet (see no. 6) FUCK YOU I CAN EAT ALL THIS SUGAR I WANT BITCH AND YOU CANT; DONT JUDGE

13. People who voluntary touch your face at random times and feel it??/?

get ur damn germs off my flawless face