21 tips for nursing prac

1. be loud
2. be friends with RNs, C.F n esp CNM (she watchin all ur moves.)
3. BE LOUD
4. talk to the patients
5. mostly be loud
6. ask q
7. if ur not loud BE LOUD. fake til u make
8. know ur shit b4 u giv it. e.g. meds. look em up.  all faciiliators care bout is that ur being safe 
9. kno their shit b4 u giv it. what they need it for? y they taking it?????? WHY??? *SAFE!
10. bring nice lunch ppl will look at u n say "that look yumY"
11. u will lose a pen so bring spare pens AND BLACK.
12. ur hair tie will snap off so bring spare hairties. once i had to use elastic from a sock from the store room. 
13. look interested. (CNM is watchin u)
14. ask other RN if they need help - they b like "woaw, good student" (CNM still eyes on u)
15. act like u kno shit- not confused- dont look confused ever
16. it helps if u got a permanant smile (to the CNM)
17. CLEAR communication
18. lol dont stutter they migt think u a lil bitch
19. BE CONFIDENT & COMPETENT THATS ALL>! 
20. it all comes down to whos ur buddy RN is. seriously. it depends if u have a good or bad day.
21. ur facilitators gon make u cry at least once, perhaps on ur first prac. SO HOLD BACK THE TEARS

NOW GO OUT THERE N SHOW EM WAT U GOT!