10 quick Kawaii beauty tips

Konnichiwa my kawaii ppls ♡*(ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡⋆*ೃ:.✧ 

I assume you lovely ppls r here because ya'll wanna know the secret to how im so beautiful

well I'll be the first to let you know some of my wonderful tips on how to be kawaii n prettyy

and trust me, ive watched way too much michelle phan/bubzbeauty makeup tutorials on youtube in my days of teenage youth

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KYAAAA~~~ Let's get started!!

1. Wear red lipstick!

 Why? its fierce. u dont wanna mess w a girl in red lipstick! not only will it scare off some people.. I tend to go for a deep red/wine/burgundy color! makes u look badass bitch! and make it harder for ppl to kiss you, but it will b kawaii/ if you dont have any.. you can cut up a man and get the bloods from him- a nice clean incision on the side of the finger works wonders!! and put it on your lips for a nice reddish tint hehehehh (or spegetti sauce)~~but remember to wear a lipliner or else it will go everywhere around ur mouth n wipe off ~~

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2. Cat Eyeliner!! 

only black will do. u wanna practice with a pencil n draw lines!!there are diff types of lines to draw! my favourite is the cat eyeliner (NEKO!!!!) ~~ Ooooo~~ Tip: if u dont have eyeliner use a sharpie it works just as well!! (trust me )) hehe ٩(●˙▿˙●)۶…⋆ฺ

3. "The natural everyday look"

Sometimes u wanna skip the lipstick n eyemakeup and just pretend/trick people that ur skin is PERFECT n thats okay chikas ;) makeup is just an illusion afterall right?? now theres five parts to achieving this look. but natural is just natural right? how hard could it be right? WRONG.

 1. Precise foundation & concealer. 2. brown eyeshadow. 3. eyebrow pencil. 4. mascara. 5. lipbalm/tint ⸂⸂⸜(രᴗര๑)⸝⸃⸃. some days, just 1 and 3/ but it varies. yknow. some girls even use blush/highlight for that "healthy glow"its all a trickery/art form

4. Perfect hair

Sometimes u wake up with crazy prison hair. the answer? argan oil. TRUST ME on this one..if dont have it. try rubbing melted lard into your locks for 5 hours and consider leaving it on overnight. you can use margarine as a substitute but i heard it has trans fats and putting it on your hair might make your body absorb it! idk tho lols. n trans fats are bad/ u wanna reduce your LDLs (low-density lipolipids known as "bad cholesterol"which is seen in most fast/junk foods n cakes n shit u know u shouldnt be eating too often n raise ur HDLs) bt dont ask me where i got my information fr i just did ok GOSH im just here to giv beauty tips! (๑>ᴗ<๑)

5. Shave

fact of life; No one likes a hairy chick, its just overall socially unacceptable, which is unfortunate huh who the fiuck actually enjoys shaving!?!hu h? who invented it?!fuck u society. yknow in the cavemen days it was attractive. if u ran out of shaving cream i suggest yomayu use onaise or jizz. it glides right on, but the downside is that it might dry up or worst case scenario a bird fly in fromight m your bathroom window n lick it off you

OH and rl tip: never use depilitory cream on ur coochy areas. NEVER. GR. or try to wax it using ready-to-use wax strips. *shudders*

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6.  Perfect that smile!

Screw toothpaste, i like to brush my teeth using my homemade recipe which requires lemon zest, baking soda, milk and tomato skins. all those nutrients from the fruit will giv ur teeth a natural shine and the milk is white so it will make ur teeth white too! HE HE! logics! also if u wanna be kawaii gurl cover your mouth wen u laugh!.. i mean giggle.. ehheh

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 ~ I wish you good lucks my friends ~

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