Up, down and I just don't get it: September edition

Welcome to a little segment I like to call:

Up, down and I just don't get it: September edition




Going UP:

• Over17mirrors is so great and she's so funny and she's so cool and she is perfect & I need her in my life and i may have copied her segment name
• Sam Smith's acoustic versions of his songs are miserably beautiful. Seriously. E.g. Latch and Lay me down. I'm officially dubbing him as the male equivalent of Adele.
• Funny moment with Yvonne during prac class, we were showering the dummies and then we put on PPE, we put on this hair protector cap thing, AND THEN THE TEACHERwas LIke "thats for ur shoes" AND we paused a moment. It kicked in. We cracked up for so long. aND JACK was just standing there LAUGHING, OMG AHHAHA
• HAHA i met jack from prac class randomly in the library and i came up to him AND WE TALKED IT WAS NICE 
• That anaconda song from Nicki Minaj is stuck in my head and I just wanna dance/twerk when it comes on. i need self restraint. A certain number of ppl hate it but idk its catchy
• Got my phone back! yay 4 me.
• Almost done for the semester, only one more group presentation to go
• Recently planted the pumpkin seeds in the hot hot sun while wearing my dad's super cool gardening hat or some sort. idk how they will turn out though. My gardening skills are definitely lacking. 
• Went shopping a few weeks ago and bought some books literally everything was under $5 at Mt Ommaney. At the bookstore. srly. but no cook books tho. idk i love cookbooks even just looking at them. its emotionally and physically satisfying and pleasing to the eye
• My cute frilly socks came. look. cute. idk how I will wear them though since the weather has been pretty sunny around the 27 degrees. I love this weather though. ahhh. I think i spend way too much money on small things like socks
• Played runescape for the first time on a Skype call with Liam. it was better than i expected. yep, my Friday nights are definitely bursting with dangerous fun. Even though I had no idea what I was doing. also i skyped with him the other day and he put on a turtleneck and i bursted out laughing it was just so ridiculous HAHHAHA my mum came in like "wtf. is everything ok?"
• Got a cute party invitation via mailbox for johna's birthday. FUN FUN. she messaged me on facebook like "CHECK UR MAIL" i was like wahat? email? then i walked out in the middle of the night walked out and opened my mailbox. it's her 18th. and she nominated me to do a speech, which i am gonna nail. aw yea. i love letters. y cant we do it more
• Currently learning Bastille- Flaws on the piano
• Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they wont eat all of urs?!
• I updated my Tumblr theme! AND IT LOOKS SAHHH PRETTY :3
• Decided to have a house party for my 18th. ?! who would go?!?!!!>!?!? WAT THEME
• I watched "Her" this week, it was actually a really good film and I thoroughly enjoyed it, I think it's really melancholy.

Buys:
1) how to think like a bat by Pever Cave- it's a philosophy book
2) Dont let the bastards get you down by Jane Street-Porter- interesting self-help tip book
3) Hot shots by Kevin Meredith- photography book.
+frilly socks

Going Down:

• Microphone i bought doesnt work?! idk i just bought a USB sound card. hopefully it works :{
• Where are my group members and why don't they have Facebook and only email lul is this not the 21st century hello
• Hot weather= shorts = shave legs
• Fears of having a loose vagina? AHHAHHAHA someone tell me im not the only one. anyone. but like it goes back its shape right??! it could take like 20x its size..... like it could take a lot then go back..right.... like childbirth... right......
• I was looking at my shoe collection AND I  realised that I HAVE WAY TOO MANY HEELS. ive only worn them once/ or hardly EVER at all. im looking for any opportunity to wear them. it seems like a waste. like not when im in my 30s. also in a totally related note, i actually cant wait to dress like a milf
• i hate waiting for my stuff online :( pls can i hav now
• Whoops its october now, sue me
• Can i have my period already
• My holidays are almost over and i feel like ive done nothing productive?! (maybe like one thing.)

I just don't get:

• Shoes with individual toes freak me the fuck out
• Guys in cars who honk the horn when you're walking? its just a nonverbal version of saying "UR HOT!!"  am i flattered? A little bit, hell yea, not gonna lie. however some women arent. its happened to me twice this year. And once when I was walking home from school in my uniform?!. (creepy? bc im ovs under 18)  and it startled the hell outta me. i get it. im a semi-attractive female slighty showing skin from my left leg and 1/2 an inch from my right thigh lul 
• like wtf u want. ok u want a wave/smile? we're not a meat market how bout this middle finger shoved up ur nostril ok bye 
• People who say "no offense" then continue with something offensive
• people who say "oh *looks at u like a peasant* sorry" even though you never felt any emotion in the first place, which only worsens the situation
• people
• boys
• girls
• parents
• life

THE END (́◉◞౪◟◉‵)

I liked this quote

“You know what, I can over think everything and find a million ways to doubt myself. I’ve just come to realize that, we’re only here briefly. And while I’m here, I wanna allow myself joy. So fuck it.”

—

Her